Saturday, March 15, 2008
Fluff
Alan Bowman's underbed excavations are much more exciting than ours . What we usually find is masses of fluff. Hazel once had a travelling Museum Of Fluff back in the 80's. She had Fluff from all over the world represeneted in it. She made tools for extracting fluff from trouser turn-ups and pockets. These were exhibited along side the Fluff From Around The World. Navel fluff was also a big feature of the exhibition and it's amazing how the colour of one's socks affected the colour of the eventual navel lint . Those not wearing socks found dull grey navel fluff but those who wore bright red socks found the fluff to be faintly pink in colour which gives rise to the notion that the tiny strands of sock fluff actually travel the precarious journey up the leg to the umbilicus like so many tiny mountain climbers.
Naval fluff ofcourse is fluff stolen from sailors belly buttons whilst they lie asleep in their hammocks.
The above is not from the Museum OF Fluff ( which buried in the garden shed somewhere ) but the Guinness World Record NavelFluff collection by a crazed Australian!
Friday, March 14, 2008
Bl-a- ck plus r-ED DAdaDA Lightcoffeebrain plus Lalala - DAdaDA - daDAda & DAdaLAfrog
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"Bl-a- ck plus r-ED DAdaDA Lightcoffeebrain plus Lalala - DAdaDA - daDAda & DAdaLAfrog"; visual adala-ism-poem by Litsa Spathi/Nobody
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Aliens Found In Antarctica
Some chinese fishermen were astounded when their boat crashed into an iceberg in Antartica and three deep frozen aliens slid onto the deck from a crack in the iceberg's side! They were kept in the hold with 20 tons of halibut until they landed three weeks later in Hi Pong. Scientists believe they may have been explorers from another planet who came here millions of years ago and somehow got frozen into the ice. No sign of any space ship was found but teams of boy scouts have gone back to the Antarctic to look for signs and to fill matchboxes with a hundred different things.
The aliens have shown no signs of life but are in a remarkable state of preservation. They are being kept under close scrutiny at the Institute for Otherworlds in Fung Tang. A spokesperson said " We have been studying the facial protusions and made a trifle".
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Monday, March 10, 2008
Sunday, March 09, 2008
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