Google Poem: If Only I Had

If only I had a green nose
If only I had the time
If only I had an occasion
If only I had known that before
If only I had the kitsch
If only I had known
If only I had a technology that could solve this environmental problem
If only I had a push-blog
If only I had said NO!
If only I had bothered to vote
If only I had a ... what?
If only I had a bit more under my belt
If only I had a bottle!
If only I had written this two weeks ago
If only I had enough money to ...
If only I had worn a simpler dress
If only I had this much time
If only I had a hammer
If only I had ... or hadn't
If only I had a brain