The Complete Nothing Maxims

38 Daily Nothings

April 24, 2006: Nothing is better than something empty
April 25, 2006: Nothing looks good on some people
April 26, 2006: Nothing adventured, nothing regained
April 27, 2006: Some things don’t mean nothing
April 28, 2006: Nothing really matters to me
April 29, 2006: At least this is better than nothing
April 30, 2006: Nothing is more frightening than a tidy life
May 1, 2006: Nothing matters more than this
May 2, 2006: Nothing matters
May 3, 2006: Nothing is worth fighting for
May 4, 2006: Nihilists believe in nothing
May 5, 2006: Nothing lives forever
May 6, 2006: Sometimes a cigar means nothing
May 7, 2006: There is nothing in a void but a void is more than nothing
May 8, 2006: Nothing compares to ewe
May 9, 2006: It’s not always easy to have nothing to say
May 10, 2006: Nothing, nothing, all day long
May 11, 2006: Nothing runs like a dear
May 12, 2006: Nothing is as important as it seems to be
May 13, 2006: Nothing succeeds like excess, nothing sucks ass like success
May 14, 2006: Those who ask for nothing are seldom disappointed
May 15, 2006: Nothing is as nothing does
May 16, 2006: There is no thing in nothing but nothing is something
May 17, 2006: There is nothing to anything anymore
May 18, 2006: There is nothing on the horizon and nothing under the sun
May 19, 2006: I’m a lucky guy; I’ve got nothing going for me
May 20, 2006: There's nothing quite like the mental image of two chimps in tuxedos fighting over nothing
May 21, 2006: Nothing never happens
May 22, 2006: Nothing says "I love you" like angel's breath
May 23, 2006: Nothing costs more than you think
May 24, 2006: I’m living for nothing now
May 25, 2006: Who has nothing but has something or else what?
May 26, 2006: Nothing does not exist in a vacuum
May 27, 2006: Nothing vexed, nothing gamed
May 28, 2006: Nothing can bother some people less
May 29, 2006: It began by saying nothing and it ended by having nothing to say
May 30, 2006: Just say nothing
May 31, 2006: N o t h i n g